It's friggin' awesome XD
Here's some crack fanfics of Rei and Fenrir I came up with XD
Note: Rei is my OC :3 Fenrir is Beffy's
*Fangirling/Fanservice purposes. Guys, if not interested, please don't read XD*
Ah... it's been a long time since I drew the two of them. Let's try it...
Oh geez why is it that everytime I draw them they look DIFFERENT than the previous D:
(Sorry Beffy. 'm too lazy to draw them in their proper attire =3=)
That's MUCH better :)
Oh no shit. WHY DOES REI LOOK A LOT OLDER THAN FENRIR??? THEY'RE OF THE SAME AGE goddammit.
Rei: *glare*
;A; ...
Neways, onto the crack ups~
The Bloody Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Rei and Fenrir went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Rei hit Fenrir in his hand with a big warm iceball. It hurt a lot, but Rei kissed it angrily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really shiny snow man!" Rei said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Fenrir said. "That would be more hairy and politically correct."
"I know," Rei said. "We can make a snow panda. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up mischievously and made an indecent snow panda. Rei put on a rubber duck for the lips. The panda was almost as big as Fenrir.
"It looks spiky," Rei said bloodily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Fenrir said and held up a poisonous carrot. "I found this on the roof." He put the carrot onto the panda's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the panda, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like an Edgeworth rolling in the snow.
Fenrir screamed sadly and ran but the snow panda chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow panda chewed him groggily.
"Nobody does that to my little Fluffy Rubbish Bin," Rei screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow panda through the neck. It fell down and Rei kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Fenrir said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The carrot lay in the yard until a rough child picked it up and took it home.
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Another one! XD but I'm kinda too lazy to change all the words :(
1000 Rubbish Bin Pandas
Fenrir paced mischievously back and forth. Rough dread filled his heart. Rei should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my indecent love, Fenrir thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Rei had been taken hostage by Hairy Hand, a supervillain who had the city in a state of girly terror. Fenrir fainted dead away, like a Hibari going vegan.
When he came to, there was a bump on his neck and the rough dread had returned. "Rei, my bloody honey bunny," he cried out bloodily. "What is Hairy Hand doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing groggily as he kicked him in the lips.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Fenrir remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 rubbish bin pandas, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Fenrir ordered in a supply of rubbish bin and set to work, folding pandas until his neck was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last panda when Rei walked in the front door.
"Rei!" Fenrir screamed and threw himself into Rei's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 rubbish bin pandas and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the roof. He kissed Rei angrily on the lips.
"Actually," Rei said, pulling away sadly, "I was rescued by the Angry Sofa. He's a new superhero in town." Rei sighed. "And he's really hot."
The rough dread came back. "But you're pink to be back here with me, right?" Rei checked his watch.
"Sure. But I've got to go meet the Angry Sofa for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay fluffy, baby."
He left and the door banged behind him.
Fenrir choked back a sob and started folding another panda. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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Okay, last one for now >w<>
A Soap In Time
On a hairy and girly morning, Fenrir sat on a tree. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Rei to love someone with a hot hand?
Sadly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a rough fluffy pillow, all on a summer's day. I wish my Rei would slobber me, in his own angry way..."
"Do you?" Rei sat down beside Fenrir and put his hand on Fenrir's lips. "I think that could be arranged."
Fenrir gasped mischievously. "But what about my hot hand?"
"I like it," Rei said bloodily. "I think it's pink."
They came together and their kiss was like a Hijikata drinking mayo.
"I love you," Fenrir said groggily. "I love you too," Rei replied and slobbered him.
They bought a panda, moved in together, and lived angrily ever after.
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lawl WHATS WITH ME AND PANDAS.
Oh crap this drabble thing is so epic it's totally made my day XD
ITS 12.40 AM AND I GOT SCHOOL IN THE MORNING HAHAH.
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